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What are some interesting nurses sayings?

Nurse Saying - "You Might Be a Nurse If..."

*You can drink a pot of coffee and still go to sleep in the morning.

*You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazapam, and Compazine.

*You can't see it; it's probably not there.

*Your sense of humor seems to get more warped each year.

*You think it is acceptable to use "penis" and "vagina" in a normal conversation.

*You believe the definition of stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

*You believe that if warm wine enemas were routinely ordered, patient complaints would greatly decrease.

*You call some of your co-workers "Flowers in the Field of Medicine" because they're bloomin' idiots.

*You hope there's a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light.

*You believe not all patients are annoying. Some are dead.

*You believe experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

*You see stress as a normal way of life.

*You have a tendency to laugh at your patient's "big" problems.

*You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart.

*You believe the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

*You've ever thought, "Patients, God love 'em, because today, I sure don't!"

*Everything only happens all at once.

*You have more T-shirts that say, "Love a nurse PRN" than plain T-shirts.

*You've ever referred to other nurses as "Band-Aid Bunnies."

*You've ever been telling work stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw-up.

*You write a patient report and have to translate it to medical records because of all the acronyms in it.

*You notice that you use more four-letter words now than before you became a nurse.

*You look in your closet and can't find anything non-medical to wear.

*You've ever told anyone in pain to "stop being a baby and deal with it."

*You have a patient in four-point leathers that asks if you're a nurse, you reply "Yes", and walk away.

*You've ever told a patient to "stop faking it."

*You believe all bleeding stops...eventually.

*You don't get excited about blood loss unless it's your own.

*You don't hit patients or doctors....unless absolutely necessary.

*You believe the pain will go away when it stops hurting.

*Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong and if nothing has gone wrong, you've obviously don't understand the situation.

*You believe if you can keep your head among all this confusion, you obviously don't understand the situation.

*You've ever said, "Why am I here?"

*If you believe if a patient who has a catheter, he needs it.

*Everyone gets treated exactly the same...until they piss you off.

*When you get a call telling you the name of your next admit and you can do the care plan before the patient gets to the floor.

*When called for orders, the MD says, "Write them yourself; you know the patient better than I do."

*You've ever had to contend with someone who thinks constipation for 4 hours is an emergency.

*Ever rolled your eyes when the 14 year-old says, "No, I've never had sex."

*You refer to motorcyclists as organ donors.

*You can eat a candy bar with one hand while performing digital stimulation on your patient with the other hand, and it doesn't bother you.

*You believe Tylenol, Advil, or Excedrin provides a large part of your daily calorie intake requirements.

*You've ever held a 14-gauge needle over someone's vein and said, "Now your going to feel a little stick."

*You can identify the "PID Shuffle" and the "Kidney Stone Squirm" at 15 feet.

*You've ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."

*You've ever thought, "As long as he's got a pulse, I don't care about the rhythm."

*You think the ultimate cruel joke is get someone drunk, take them to the ER and tell them he OD'd on "some kind of pills."

*You automatically multiply by three the number of drinks a patient claims to have daily.

*You can keep a straight face when a patient responds, "Just two beers."

*You feel that if someone is shot or stabbed, they probably deserved it.

*You stare at someone in utter disbelief when they actually cover their mouth to cough.

*You think "awake and stupid" is an appropriate choice for mental status.

*You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.

*You have encouraged obnoxious patients to sign out AMA.

*You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

*Your most common assessment question at 2 a.m. is "Why is this an emergency now?"

*You believe every waiting room should have a Valium salt lick.

*You don't believe 90% of what you're told, and 75% of what you see.

*You firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis.

*You have to leave the patient before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.

*You believe a book entitled "Suicide: Getting it Right the First Time" will be your next project.

*You believe a good tape job will fix anything.

*You've ever had a patient look you dead in the eye and say, "I don't know how that got stuck in there."

*You have ever had a patient say, "I'm not pregnant, I can't be pregnant! I can't be having a baby!"

*You have a special shrine in your home to the inventor of Haldol.

*You can think of another 200 examples of "You Might Be a Nurse If..."

What are some famous nursing quotes?

Famous Nursing Quotes - "Nursing Is An Art"

Nursing is an art:
and if it is to be made an art,
It requires an exclusive devotion
as hard a preparation,
as any painter's or sculptor's work;
for what is the having to do with
dead canvas or dead marble,
compared with having to do
with the living body,
the temple of God's spirit?
It is one of the Fine Arts:
I had almost said,
the finest of Fine Arts.

- Florence Nightingale

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Nurse Sayings - "Ten Reasons To Become a Nurse"

10. Pays better than McDonald's (though the hours aren't as good.)
9. Fashionable shoes and sexy nurses uniforms.
8. Needles: 'tis better to give than to receive.
7. Confidence in reassuring patients that all bleeding stops ... eventually.
6. Opportunity to expose yourself to rare, exotic, and exciting new diseases.
5. Interesting aromas.
4. Courteous and infallible doctors who always leave clear orders in perfectly clear handwriting.
2. Celebration of holidays with all your friends ... at work.
1. Comfort in the knowledge that most of your patients survive no matter what you do to them.

What are some interesting nurses sayings?

More Nurses Sayings

  • LPN: means Loving Person Near.
  • LPN: Low Paid Nurse.
  • Nurses are I.V. Leaguers!
  • Nurses are the cure-all!
  • Nurses call the SHOTS!
  • Nurses give Intensive Care.
  • Nurses have a lot of patients.
  • Nursing is the gentle art of caring.
  • Nursing is a work of Heart!
  • Nurses are Angels in comfortable shoes.
  • RN means Real Nice!
  • Nurses can really take the pressure!
  • If love can't cure it, nurses can.
  • Being a nurse is not just a job, it's an adventure.
  • Nurses are the heartbeat of health care.
  • Nurses hold the key to recovery.
  • On a scale of 1-100, nurses are a 98.6!
  • Blessed are the nurses, for they help us heal through love and care.
  • Behind every good doctor is a great nurse!
  • Always willing to comfort and share.
    Helping to ease every problem and care. You're more than a nurse, you're a blessing!
  • Nurses prayer: Lord bless me with a gentle touch and caring heart.
  • Dear Nurse, your loving care and gentle touch has made a difference. Thank you!
  • A nurse is God's angel of mercy! We'd all be worse without a nurse!
What are some famous nursing quotes?

Inspirational Nurses Quotes - More Nightingale

"The most important practical lesson than can be given to nurses is to teach them what to observe..."

~Florence Nightingale, 1859

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Inspirational Nurses Quotes - Nightinggale

"Let whoever is in charge keep this simple question in her head - (not, how can I always do this right thing myself, but) how can I provide for the right thing to be always done?"

~Florence Nightingale

What are some inspirational nurses quotes?

Inspirational Quotes for Nurses

"Nursing encompasses an art, a humanistic orientation, a feeling for the value of the individual, and an intuitive sense of ethics, and of the appropriateness of action taken."

~Myrtle Aydelotte, 1992

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More Inspirational Nurses Quotes

"Nurses have come a long way in a few short decades. In the past our attention focused on physical, mental and emotional healing. Now we talk of healing your life, healing the environment and healing the planet."

~Lynn Keegan, 1994

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More Motivational Nurses Quotes

"...the character of the nurse is as important as the knowledge she possesses."

~Jarvis, 1996

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Inspirations for Nurses

"Unless we are making progress in our nursing every year, every month, every week, take my word for it we are going back."

~Florence Nightingale, 1914

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More Famous Nursing Quotes - Leninger

"Caring is the essence of nursing."
~Leninger, 1984

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