Nursing Humor - Living With a Nurse

It´s hard to live with a nurse because... 1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems. 2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn´t want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she´s had off in years. 3) You´ve been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.