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March 28, 2008, Newsletter Issue #278: Nursing Humor - Living With a Nurse

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Tip of the Week

It´s hard to live with a nurse because...

1) When you forget to flush the toilet, you get a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems.

2) Thanksgiving dinner comes in pre-cut small pieces because she doesn´t want to have to perform the Heimlich maneuver and be reminded of work on the only holiday she´s had off in years.

3) You´ve been awakened from a dead sleep in the middle of the night to find her shaking you because your breathing patterns were a little too close to a Cheyne-Stokes rhythm.



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